Just for fun: Management IQ Test

Just 4 questions to see how good a manager you could be

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?

3. The king of all animals is hosting an all animal conference. All of the animals attend except one. Which animal didn't attend?

4. There is a river you must cross to get to the conference. But it is inhabited by hungry crocodiles. How do you solve the problem?

Answers in my reply.

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Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/16/2017 12:16AM by sassymmmm.

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1. Open the door, put in the giraffe, close the door.
2. Open the door, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
3. The elephant because he is in the refrigerator.
4. Swim across. The crocodiles are all at the animal conference.

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1. Open the door and put the giraffe in and close the door.
This test whether you are doing simple things in a complicated manner.

2. WRONG ANSWER: Open the door and put the elephant in and close the door.
RIGHT ANSWER: Open the door, take out the giraffe, put the elephant in and close the door.
This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions

3. The elephant. He's in the refrigerator.
This tests your memory
Okay even if you didn't answer the first 3 questions correctly you still have one more chance to prove your abilities

4. You swim across. All of the crocodiles are at the conference.
This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes

According to research about 90% of professionals get all of the answers wrong. But many preschoolers got several answers right. This goes to disprove the theory that most managers have the brains of a 4 year old!!!

What's done is done. An egg cracked cannot be cured.
There are 3 kinds of lies. Lies, Damn lies, and statistics.

@LisaSTL wrote:

1. Open the door, put in the giraffe, close the door.
2. Open the door, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.
3. The elephant because he is in the refrigerator.
4. Swim across. The crocodiles are all at the animal conference.

You beat me to it!!! But at least I got the explanations in

What's done is done. An egg cracked cannot be cured.
There are 3 kinds of lies. Lies, Damn lies, and statistics.

And apparently I have the mind of a four year old

Apparently... I'm messed up in the head... 0_o
No one else went there....

1) Cut the giraffe up into pieces.
2) Errrr cut the elephant up into pieces also and move some stuff around to make room.
3) Me, the human animal. I don't want to be no where near that. Besides, apparently I'm busy cutting up giraffes and elephants.
4) Well, crap, I better get another refrigerator or deep freeze chest. Gonna need room for all those crocodile pieces.

*I'm originally from WV and live in KY*
I'll own it. I'm morbid.

MegglesKat

Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/16/2017 11:42PM by MountainCacher88.

Dang rednecks, they'll eat anything just about (disclaimer: I come from a long line of Southern people, some of who will kill and eat just about anything).

It's pretty much true. My uncle made turtle stew... I felt bad for the poor turtle.

MegglesKat

My cousin made groundhog stew. I didn't feel bad for the groundhog, her dad killed it and dressed it and I am sure he did it humanely. If it tastes good, why not? My neighbor eats bear but says it's greasy and not all that good. They can afford beef so not sure the rationale behind that other than that he killed and I guess felt the need to eat it. I feel the same way about fishing. I love to go fishing but only want to catch what I can eat, so I don't fish in the lake by our house because it's too polluted. I see people fishing in it all the time and I ask why, and they say it's for fun and that they catch and release. It's a mystery to me.

We fish a bit ourselves. Dre accidentally gut hooked a catfish so we had catfish recently. We were trying to get us a trout for supper. A few minutes before he caught it, I jokingly said it would be hilarious if his corn caught a catfish instead of a trout. We would have put the catfish back until we caught what we were after but it swallowed the hook and it went into it's stomach/gut on the reel in. Seemed only right to take it and eat it.

I've had bear, groundhog, turtle, rabbit, squirrel, maybe opossum but I can't remember, deer, etc. I haven't eaten any of things as I've gotten older and do my own cooking but it wasn't unusual for grandma to have rabbit cooked up with some squirrel gravy. I suppose I should say it isn't unusual because a few weeks back I was at her house and my uncle was over with some freshly killed squirrels. They forgot to mention this to me so when I went to the fridge to get a glass of milk, I opened the door to 6 squirrel carcasses soaking in a water bath. Literally looked like they were in a hot tub.

GRAPHIC IMAGE OF SQUIRREL SKINNED --- except they were sitting up with their arms out like they were soaking in a tub.
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MegglesKat

That's kinda gross and funny at the same time. My nephew used to kill robins and eat them. I mean, really the only thing you can eat is the breast and it's two bites, maybe. Hardly seems worth it. I only kill fish because I just can't stomach the idea of killing anything else other than plants. I don't have a bit of a problem catching, killing, and cleaning my own fish, though I would rather someone else clean them since I am usually the one cooking them and it's still gross and time consuming.

I just can't handle the face of things I'm cooking. Dre has to remove the face. I can take it from there. I don't know why... it just gets to me 0_o I have only self-dressed fish and chickens/ducks though. I've watched the men handle deer, rabbits, and squirrels many-a-time though.

MegglesKat

No, no chickens, no ducks, no faces, no no no. Some people do cook their fish with the heads on, no to that too. Easier to clean if you cut off the head anyway.

4. Swim across. Unless you're in Australia, most crocodiles prefer saltwater and rivers are usually freshwater. But then there are alligators.......

Kim

But the alligators were at the conference.

Well, then, you're safe to swim across.

Kim

Y'all all about to get eaten at this conference. I'm just going to be over at my place grilling up some of that Giraffe. Anyone who wants to RSVP to my BBQ, let me know if you prefer Giraffe, Elephant, or Crocodile. Might even make a She-Croc soup for appetizers.

I need more coffee.

MegglesKat

Edited 2 time(s). Last edit at 09/17/2017 12:15PM by MountainCacher88.

I've eaten alligator many times, tail meat pounded, tenderized, and fried. Never tried crocodile.

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