Centipede

After a harrowing day of blistering heat, stop and go traffic, road rage and trying patience, I am reminded of this story:

Parents ask their little boy what he wants for his birthday. The boy replies that he wants a different and unique pet.

So the parents bring him to a pet store where they buy him a 100 legged talking centipede. It came with a little white box that was it's home.

The little boy was very pleased with his new pet and put it in his room. He then asked his new pet, "Do you want to go to school with me today?" There was no answer. He asked again, "Do you want to go to school with me today?" Again, there was no answer. Frustrated, he picked up the white box and shouted, "Hey, Mr. Centipede. Do you want to go to school with me today?"

Then, a little voice spoke from the box saying, "I heard you the first time. I'm putting my shoes on!"

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OH NO! A JOKE! How dare you! LOL. Just kidding. :-)

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“Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling."
~Gilbert K. Chesterton
A teacher is explaining to the class all about magnets. The next they she asks if someone remembers what they learned yesterday. Nobody answers. She says: it starts with M. Nobody answers. She says: it picks up things. One little boy raises his hand and says: Mother?

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/24/2010 07:18PM by patnewman.
I like those!!!

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