Christmas Carols for the Psychiatrically Challenged:
SCHIZOPHRENIA: Do You Hear What I Hear?
MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER: We Three Kings Disoriented Are.
DEMENTIA: I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas.
NARCISSISTIC: Hark The Herald Angels Sing About Me.
MANIC: Deck The Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Trees and Fire Hydrants and ...
PARANOID: Santa Claus Is Coming To Get Me.
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE PERSONALITY: On The First Day of Christmas My True Love Gave To Me, and Then Took It Back.