By now you have learned that Lego pride toys will be available for you soon. This is good. They are colorful and assure everyone that everyone is good. However, they do not have glasses,glass eyeballs, zits, pits, braces, missing limbs, hearing aids, walkers, canes, chairs, helpers, real or imagined need for Spanx, hammer toes, straggly cuticles, and/or patterns. I have decided that I want plaid toys. I, as one of everyone, am good and therefore my toy choice is good.
If you had to be a pride Lego, what type would you be?
An original idea. That can't be too hard. The library must be full of them. ~Stephen Fry, The Liar, 1991
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I’ve noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born. - Ronald Reagan
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