Cabinet update

1 down, 14 to go….. Poor Kristie Gnome… Now what’s she going to do with all of those gov’t insignia baseball caps? The cowgirl fashion is so dog tired… esp. now that the snow queen is well past her prime… 220 million dollars on vanity ads of Kristie Krumbcake face? She tops Melania in the ‘smooth criminal’ department….. 2028 presidential hopeful? Lol…. B*tch pleeze…… What’s next on the agenda besides divorce and a 4 hour hair threading appt. on that giant noggin? Being replaced by another redneck - who’s akin to bull in a china shop …Duanewayne Wut?…. only adds to the humiliation…. T/G there are a few republican dog lovers in the senate….Buh bye, first class, up in the sky bobblehead…buh bye Corey Lebowski…

Pam Blondi, the finger pointing BOW on the verge of being held in contempt, is next to get the axe. A firing will temporarily get her off the hook, but those pesky lost and redacted files aren’t going to download themselves. She better have a magic wand…. What did she do, wipe her ass with them? I hope they have Clairol At-home hair color on hand in the Lowell State Pen. She has more brassy stripes on that head than the US flag.

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I would be remiss if I wasn’t an equal opportunity offender by not including a male cabi member. I’ll start with Pete Haggis. I’m no longer referring to him as ‘Hedgehog’ (even though there is a strong resemblance) b/c I realized it was an insult to hedgehogs everywhere…
I’ve never seen a hot head so impressed with himself for other people’s accomplishments. He’s ravenous to brag about all of the visceral aspects of war. Oops, I mean, not a war…
He’s like a fifth grade boy who just discovered a thesaurus and is chomping at the bit to be first for ‘show and tell’ to show off his hand painted mold of a fighter jet. You are SOOO COOOL PETIE! There will never be enough validation since he’s now drunk on power. It might be due to speed as well, the jury is still out on that one… I’m not that familiar with hypermania in hypermasculine hype men. Sorry…
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