One glance at the new home page, and *GREEN!* I see a blurry smoke detector-like fixture on the ceiling above the log-in field, a strange alien/robot/serving tray coming out of the right side of the white field, and explosions coming out the left.
Then I notice that the odd fixture on the ceiling above the white log-in field is actually the cuff of a sleeve, which means that **PEA SOUP GREEN!!** the orb floating above the alien/robot/serving tray is actually a button.
The button is on the right, which means ***KERMIT THE FROG ON RADIATION GREEN!!!*** the individual is female, 5’4”, shoulder length brown hair, no glasses, no name tag.
This likely means that the explosions coming out the left are probably just blurry shelves, and that ****AAAHHHHH… MY EYES… MY RETINAS ARE BURNING GREEN!!!!**** the alien/robot/serving tray is most likely just a serving tray. Or a laptop.
Overall, I’d say that the login page is a wonderful exercise *****PLEASE! OH PLEASE! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE THE GREEN STOP!!!!!***** in honing our attention to detail before taking an assignment where details are everything.
But be sure to remember that it’s one thing to be insite-ful on the site, but if you share any insites in your report, you’ll lose two points for spelling.
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