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Tucson, now you're talking. I'm saving up my money right now and will get back to you for two (2) copies of your list at $895 each. A bargain at twice the price, or twice the bargain for half the price. If I send $39.90 extra, will you send four (4) copies of AMAZING TRADE SECRET or would I have to run my own copies? Is it copyrighted? Can I do that?
Mary Davis Nowell. Based close to Fort Worth. Shopping Interstate 20 east and west, Interstate 35 north and south.
MDavisnowell Wrote:
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> Tucson, now you're talking. I'm saving up my
> money right now and will get back to you for two
> (2) copies of your list at $895 each. A bargain
> at twice the price, or twice the bargain for half
> the price. If I send $39.90 extra, will you send
> four (4) copies of AMAZING TRADE SECRET or would I
> have to run my own copies? Is it copyrighted?
> Can I do that?
Just for you my friend YES! The list is printed with a special watermark that wont allow copying and any attempt to copy the list will result in destruction of the paper! If you would like a License Free copy there is an aditional surcharge of $1,598.96. Act fast this list wont last for long and there are only 20 copies LEFT! This list will NEVER BE REPRINTED! If you Call in the Next 10:00 minutes i will throw in a FREE SLAP CHOP! A value of $99.95USD
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> Tucson, now you're talking. I'm saving up my
> money right now and will get back to you for two
> (2) copies of your list at $895 each. A bargain
> at twice the price, or twice the bargain for half
> the price. If I send $39.90 extra, will you send
> four (4) copies of AMAZING TRADE SECRET or would I
> have to run my own copies? Is it copyrighted?
> Can I do that?
Just for you my friend YES! The list is printed with a special watermark that wont allow copying and any attempt to copy the list will result in destruction of the paper! If you would like a License Free copy there is an aditional surcharge of $1,598.96. Act fast this list wont last for long and there are only 20 copies LEFT! This list will NEVER BE REPRINTED! If you Call in the Next 10:00 minutes i will throw in a FREE SLAP CHOP! A value of $99.95USD
Is the correct total on this $3,427.96? Please confirm, I don't want to send the wrong amount. Please send more detail on the FREE SLAP CHOP ($99.95USD value). I may want to purchase extras of those for my friends, depending on the particulars. I don't have the ready cash, but I'm selling off some assets and I should have the money ready soon. Please give me more time. I don't want to miss out. Can you offer an extension? And don't forget I need details on the FREE SLAP CHOP.
Mary Davis Nowell. Based close to Fort Worth. Shopping Interstate 20 east and west, Interstate 35 north and south.
MDavisnowell Wrote:
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> Is the correct total on this $3,427.96? Please
> confirm, I don't want to send the wrong amount.
> Please send more detail on the FREE SLAP CHOP
> ($99.95USD value). I may want to purchase extras
> of those for my friends, depending on the
> particulars. I don't have the ready cash, but I'm
> selling off some assets and I should have the
> money ready soon. Please give me more time. I
> don't want to miss out. Can you offer an
> extension? And don't forget I need details on
> the FREE SLAP CHOP.
Your position has been reserved, $2,493.96 For one unrestricted license free copy and 19.95 for each aditional copy provided by us. With each copy we provide to you at $19.95USD, we will included a free SlapChop($99.95 Value!), and a free snuggie Valued at over a whopping $159.47 for FREE!!!!
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> Is the correct total on this $3,427.96? Please
> confirm, I don't want to send the wrong amount.
> Please send more detail on the FREE SLAP CHOP
> ($99.95USD value). I may want to purchase extras
> of those for my friends, depending on the
> particulars. I don't have the ready cash, but I'm
> selling off some assets and I should have the
> money ready soon. Please give me more time. I
> don't want to miss out. Can you offer an
> extension? And don't forget I need details on
> the FREE SLAP CHOP.
Your position has been reserved, $2,493.96 For one unrestricted license free copy and 19.95 for each aditional copy provided by us. With each copy we provide to you at $19.95USD, we will included a free SlapChop($99.95 Value!), and a free snuggie Valued at over a whopping $159.47 for FREE!!!!
Hurry Act now and we will send you a check for the total amount so you can pay us right away, just deposit the check in your bank account, Wait 42Hours then draw the monie out and send to us via western union, please keep any diffrent for your invinence and time $989.22USD
WHAT a deal! Do you offer discounts for multiple purchases?
Tucson, thank you for that great offer which I cannot refuse. Send me a check immediately so I can deposit the check and use the funds to pay you. Am I excited? Yes! Now I won't have to sell off the back pasture. Thank you for reserving my place. What a guy.
Mary Davis Nowell. Based close to Fort Worth. Shopping Interstate 20 east and west, Interstate 35 north and south.
I will be sending along my check immediately. Due to some issues with my bank account, I will be sending you a check for $5,000. After cashing and sending me all of my valuable merchandise. please wire the balance.
Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
Does that come with a free DOPESLAP?
Based in MD, near DC
Shopping from the Carolinas to New York
Have video cam; will travel
Poor customer service? Don't get mad; get video.
Shopping from the Carolinas to New York
Have video cam; will travel
Poor customer service? Don't get mad; get video.
You guys (and gals) are cracking me up!!!!! tucs, The misspellings really made it look “real”.
tucsondirect Wrote:
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> Hurry Act now and we will send you a check for the
> total amount so you can pay us right away, just
> deposit the check in your bank account, Wait
> 42Hours then draw the monie out and send to us via
> western union, please keep any diffrent for your
> invinence and time $989.22USD
tucsondirect Wrote:
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> Hurry Act now and we will send you a check for the
> total amount so you can pay us right away, just
> deposit the check in your bank account, Wait
> 42Hours then draw the monie out and send to us via
> western union, please keep any diffrent for your
> invinence and time $989.22USD
What a hoot! You made my day --- ohhh, I need to get a life.
Wate! I wants of this action. I sell gold for monies and you send valuble mercandise? Or if you accept gold? I will wire at western union. I must to have the Slapchop for keep naughty man in line! What is total please?
Wales, do you know where to get a DOPESLAP? That sounds like something I may need.
Mary Davis Nowell. Based close to Fort Worth. Shopping Interstate 20 east and west, Interstate 35 north and south.
MDavisnowell Wrote:
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> Wales, do you know where to get a DOPESLAP? That
> sounds like something I may need.
I would love a supply of them to use as needed. (Bad minnie, bad!)
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> Wales, do you know where to get a DOPESLAP? That
> sounds like something I may need.
I would love a supply of them to use as needed. (Bad minnie, bad!)
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Go ahead, ask me to violate an ICA. I won't do it, and the MSCs that read the board will know not to hire you, since you can't be trusted.
Go ahead, ask me to violate an ICA. I won't do it, and the MSCs that read the board will know not to hire you, since you can't be trusted.
spaztck Wrote:
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> You guys (and gals) are cracking me up!!!!!
> tucs, The misspellings really made it look
> “real”.
>
>
> tucsondirect Wrote:
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> -----
> > Hurry Act now and we will send you a check for
> the
> > total amount so you can pay us right away, just
> > deposit the check in your bank account, Wait
> > 42Hours then draw the monie out and send to us
> via
> > western union, please keep any diffrent for
> your
> > invinence and time $989.22USD
Ok, what misspellings? Can't see any. My eyes are covered in $$$. I want in! Shall I deposit it in my current account or should I open a new one. This is so exciting! Hurry up with my order.
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> You guys (and gals) are cracking me up!!!!!
> tucs, The misspellings really made it look
> “real”.
>
>
> tucsondirect Wrote:
> --------------------------------------------------
> -----
> > Hurry Act now and we will send you a check for
> the
> > total amount so you can pay us right away, just
> > deposit the check in your bank account, Wait
> > 42Hours then draw the monie out and send to us
> via
> > western union, please keep any diffrent for
> your
> > invinence and time $989.22USD
Ok, what misspellings? Can't see any. My eyes are covered in $$$. I want in! Shall I deposit it in my current account or should I open a new one. This is so exciting! Hurry up with my order.
Yes. I agree with everything. Please sent check to: IM Confused @ Anywhere town, the planet Jupiter, So much thanks thst you are concerned for my good being. Now I know about good people in the universe.
Sry everyperson we has be sold empty to our modern stock level. Please kind sir or madam post to are e-monie USD account to preserve order you list. Seat avaible four 100 position. Only $154.00USD. WesternAmericaunion account 9928301293 with you name, address of place you reside telephone numbers and socal security number. Please rest assure that we give you item when we had stock!
I'm totally cracking up over the turn this thread has taken!
tucsondirect, if you're trying to imitate some fake-from-China website, you've totally nailed it! I ordered some boots this week from a less-than-reliable site from China. The emails exchanged look pretty much like what you've written. I ask them to cancel the order, they thank me for placing it. I tell them again to cancel it, they tell me it's on its way and give me a shipping number, and so on.
So, since I'm apparently a big sucker, where again should I send that $154US?
tucsondirect, if you're trying to imitate some fake-from-China website, you've totally nailed it! I ordered some boots this week from a less-than-reliable site from China. The emails exchanged look pretty much like what you've written. I ask them to cancel the order, they thank me for placing it. I tell them again to cancel it, they tell me it's on its way and give me a shipping number, and so on.
So, since I'm apparently a big sucker, where again should I send that $154US?
To my paypal account......
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I pray it does not occur that the last thing I did before I died was vacuum the house or eat broccoli.
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I pray it does not occur that the last thing I did before I died was vacuum the house or eat broccoli.
Tell you what. Let me make it easy for you. I'll sent you a certified check drawn on the Bank of Nigeria for $1,000 if you wire me back $500.00 through Western Union!
I so needed this thread. Thanks for the humor everyone. Hmmmmm..... DOPESLAP. I'll keep it's various uses in mind. Thanks all!!!!!
KathyC Wrote:
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> I so needed this thread. Thanks for the humor
> everyone. Hmmmmm..... DOPESLAP. I'll keep it's
> various uses in mind. Thanks all!!!!!
If you like this thread KathyC, check out the "prostitute" thread.
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> I so needed this thread. Thanks for the humor
> everyone. Hmmmmm..... DOPESLAP. I'll keep it's
> various uses in mind. Thanks all!!!!!
If you like this thread KathyC, check out the "prostitute" thread.
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I loved that Tucsondirect. Right on. Great humor. There is no magic list. I have my few. Some changed when I moved since mix of available jobs and how much I want to do changed."
Bravo, Austin. Good job and thank you.
Mary Davis Nowell. Based close to Fort Worth. Shopping Interstate 20 east and west, Interstate 35 north and south.
Not sure how this thread got its own sub tab? this "joke" was part of a much larger thread....
....but it's so much more charming as its own topic ......
AustinMom Wrote:
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> ....but it's so much more charming as its own
> topic ......
im not sure it does, it looses the smart a__ response feel that it had
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> ....but it's so much more charming as its own
> topic ......
im not sure it does, it looses the smart a__ response feel that it had
It is still funny. Maybe that's why a mod felt it deserved to be highlighted and get bump
Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
Don't remember ever seeing this.
LOL
LOL
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