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I'm glad someone understood that rambling mess........

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At the moment only demons come to mind

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you have to read it carefully, in character, with mental imagery. No offense, BG!

proudly shopping in the D.
You won't be here long enough to worry about it.

Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
You would think a PI, who is 110% logical and even more observant than us lowly mystery shoppers would see the "report" button on every post...............

There are reasons that a body stays in motion
At the moment only demons come to mind
@@#$%& wrote:

I cannot see there is any member tool

Oh I'm fairly certain there's a member tool or two around.

There are reasons that a body stays in motion
At the moment only demons come to mind
Thanks for making me ruin my laptop. ROTFLMAO.

Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
#LifeGoals

I'm fairly certain that is in the top 100% of the funniest comments I've ever made here.

There are reasons that a body stays in motion
At the moment only demons come to mind
@bgriffin wrote:

@@#$%& wrote:

I cannot see there is any member tool

Oh I'm fairly certain there's a member tool or two around.

There are reasons that a body stays in motion
At the moment only demons come to mind
I hope these types of posts continue into the weekend, I've only scheduled a few shops and my belly aches from laughing!
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I don’t need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled. - Paula Poundstone


Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/31/2017 09:46AM by Shop-et-al.
Speaking of reporting posts, has anyone reported the newest troll and the thread promoting a scam website or has everyone been having too much fun?

Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
I'd just like clarification - yes or no, and then I'll adjust accordingly.

Frankly, if I want to discuss religion, I'll go to religiousforums. If I want to debate politics, I'll head over to gab. Not really interested in discussing them here -- there are people who disagree with me that I like anyway, but probably won't like so much if I have to hear about it every time I log in.

Just make a decision. Moderation seems to be drifting back to the one-sidedness that it was before.

Seriously, nobody cares that you're offended.

(Yes, I stole Hoju's tagline.)
Completely agree. I can ignore one or two threads, but if it starts being a regular thing I'm probably out.

@iShop123 wrote:

I'd just like clarification - yes or no, and then I'll adjust accordingly.

Frankly, if I want to discuss religion, I'll go to religiousforums. If I want to debate politics, I'll head over to gab. Not really interested in discussing them here -- there are people who disagree with me that I like anyway, but probably won't like so much if I have to hear about it every time I log in.

Just make a decision. Moderation seems to be drifting back to the one-sidedness that it was before.

I enjoy awkward questions and uncomfortable silences. This gas station pavement is $%^@*#& hot.
Nope...but I did invite you to drink with me.

@LisaSTL wrote:

Speaking of reporting posts, has anyone reported the newest troll and the thread promoting a scam website or has everyone been having too much fun?

Kim
He hasn't been very active today. I suppose he probably has some private dick jobs.

There are reasons that a body stays in motion
At the moment only demons come to mind
You obviously spoke too soon. Chris seems to be correct. He is manning the welcome wagon in Member Introductions while getting his post count up.

I'm not really sure why he keeps saying "us" and "we." He must have a mouse in his pocket.

Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
He's probably sitting in his unmarked Crown Vic outside a Chicago apartment building waiting for the Blues Brothers to make their move. Any minute now they're going to slip up and he'll catch them red handed!
Until then, he welcomes new members to the Forum.

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Seriously, nobody cares that you're offended.
Could we have a section of the forum for job postings for specific personalities.....like "Blow hard, dorky, self-important shopper needed for special assignment"
.......................asking for a friend!
Post removed because it contained personal insults against another forum member –– Admin
Exhibit A. Name calling starts.

I enjoy awkward questions and uncomfortable silences. This gas station pavement is $%^@*#& hot.
*glaces at oversized appendage then at clock; leaves oversized appendage alone, scurries along to non-toon tasks, and realizes that the forum is thrilled because foghorn's mouthpiece is busy with human tasks and cannot post at this time*

I don’t need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the sun, the moon, the roof over my head, music, and laughter, but I like to take this time to take the path of thanks less traveled. - Paula Poundstone
Shop-et-al, mentioning an oversized appendage without saying what body part it is leaves a lot to the imagination, LOL.
Oh c'mon, spicy, don't be a prude. And you don't know for sure what I meant by that. I have tried on new jeans or a dress when shopping and come out of the dressing room to ask my husband, "Does this make my arse look big?"
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