I needed that laugh! Since you guys can read, I'm sure you noticed that she will keep answering until she gets an answer. If she knows the answer, why is she asking the question?
Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.