@cettie wrote:
I was in a different store for the carry a large object scenario to see if and when an employee offered to get you a shopping cart. I toted a toilet for twenty minutes and no cart offered. Since they were so helpful I set it down in a nice convenient place, like inside the men's fitting room.
bwahahahahahahahahaha! ya'll know she's just @#$%& ting us, right? (pun intended

)
I mean, come *
on*, now... toilets weigh an average of 100 pounds give or take, depending on if they're one piece or two... not to mention the complete and utter awkwardness of even lifting one, due to the shape ~ let *
alone* carrying it around... for twenty minutes no less??? Suuuuuuuuure. Hey wait ~ unless you're an Amazon?? That *
must* be it.
And even if someone *
could*... why on Earth *
would* you?! When there's things like large pillows or a blanket-in-a-bag and stuff like that to carry around?? I mean, they don't pay us to be stupid, and certainly not to be *
that* memorable. hahahahahahahahaha!
But it's a funny little tale to picture in one's mind. (:
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