Some people are clearly MADE for their jobs. I just spent an eternity listening to a young man detail all the attributes, options, disadvantages, accessories etc. of a line of devices. Try to get him to stick to the point... "You seem like you're in a hurry, so I can let you go." Me: "Nope! My guidelines specifically said I must not be in a hurry. I'm probably gonna buy this thing today! I'd really like you to just write down your dang recommendation!"
First we wandered around other devices not suited to my stated needs. We covered his entire family, educational, and work history. Before it was over, we slammed the cable company for its terrible service, and suggested work-arounds to problems I did not have.
Once I had the coveted recommendation in hand and had made obvious "wrap-it-up" signals, I pretended to get a text from my son asking why I was late picking him up. I literally had to walk away with him following me all the way to the door. I really thought he might climb into my car and continue the conversation all the way home.
Sadly, the brief narrative does not allow for me to address any of that.
And THAT'S why we don't buy ice cream right before a "Quick! Easy! Little narrative!" shop.