Oh Steve, this sounds like a complete nightmare. It did make me laugh when I read your email and I thought fondly to the only time I have ever flaked on a shop, and you were with me (coincidentally with the same company, but for a much less valid reason that yours) and you nodded and said "Okay" even though I know you wanted to judge me but you didn't. And you went and did well on the craps table and we left and went and ate yummy vegan food.
#lovethestory Now let's get back to talking about the Maldives everyone okay?