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"Why yes, thank you! I'm legally blind." Produce Guy feels bad.

@COMystery wrote:

Asking where the grapes are grown, only to have the produce guy ask if I need him to read the bag for me.
"What makes Haagen Dazs so special?"

The clerks wear buttons telling you to ask them that. I'm sure nobody but the shoppers actually do it.
@ShopWhisperer wrote:

How do you do that?

@BlueSkye wrote:

Thanks, I just tracked down who handles Disney.

They didn't, since they no longer have a shopping program.
While I applaud your honesty, I would approach it as I do when asking for a good hotel room when checking in, in Las Vegas. I take out my bribe — I mean, tip! tip! — and hold it with my credit card on the counter. Some recommend a twenty but I get just as good results with a ten. No special room, the bill goes back in the wallet. But that's only happened once, and I don't think the guy even looked at what I was holding in my hand. So if you had to ask out loud, you could say "tip" or "a twenty" instead of "a bribe."

@Username2018 wrote:

Western Union shops where I had to ask the clerk if he would accept a bribe to do an illegal transaction. The shop got rejected.

I. Just. Couldn’t. Do. It. the way they wanted.
Well! I do not see as well as I used to! That is why the Doctors said that I should give up hunting snakes, before one of them got me again.
There is a shop that is posted right now that I am assuming is done inside a Disney park as the description says park and magical and I live in that area of Florida. They have you go to 10-11 food or drink locations. There is no fee so I decided not to do it. You get free entrance and reimbursement on parking and food/drinks. I definitely don’t need all those calories and would not likely be able to bring any home for later.
@ShopWhisperer wrote:

"What makes Haagen Dazs so special?"

The clerks wear buttons telling you to ask them that. I'm sure nobody but the shoppers actually do it.
I don't know about any buttons, but I just did a H-D shop last week....Belgian Chocolate!! Oh, man!!! Talk about smooth and creamy....totally delicious!! And getting PAID to eat it!!
@Crunchynerd wrote:

Having to ask if a product is vegetarian / vegan / gluten free / how many calories it has in a chain with VERY clear labeling on the packaging.

That's very easily done: "I don't have my glasses with me. Can you tell me..."

@ShopWhisperer wrote:

"What makes Haagen Dazs so special?"

The clerks wear buttons telling you to ask them that. I'm sure nobody but the shoppers actually do it.

"OK. I'll bite. What makes Haagen Dazs so special?"

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/19/2018 03:33PM by Rousseau.
@AnneAshley wrote:

There is a shop that is posted right now that I am assuming is done inside a Disney park as the description says park and magical and I live in that area of Florida. They have you go to 10-11 food or drink locations. There is no fee so I decided not to do it. You get free entrance and reimbursement on parking and food/drinks. I definitely don’t need all those calories and would not likely be able to bring any home for later.
That's *really* cheap of the MSC unless they're offering TWO free admissions (which they could easily negotiate.) No wonder it made it to being posted.

"Let me offer you my definition of social justice: I keep what I earn and you keep what you earn. Do you disagree? Well then tell me how much of what I earn belongs to you - and why?” ~Walter Williams
Not everyone works for cash. I can easily see that shop as a discount on admission with drinks and food included.

"I told myself to quit you; but I don't listen to drunks." -Chris Stapleton
Similar to Irenes situation, I asked the produce guy which juices were lowest in sugar because I was shopping for my husband, the diabetic. The produce guy got out the stickers for "make it right" and wrote prices on the juices decreasing them from the usual $3.49 down to $0.99 each and picked me out three of the lowest in sugar and carbs. He told me I could try three different ones for my husband for the price of one, and just buy whichever he liked best.

MegglesKat
In the past, Disney offered admission for two plus parking, plus 8-10 venues, each with reimbursement and a fee.

That's a real Disney shop.
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