MickeyB Wrote:
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> Drug test shop (Not sure if it is even offered
> anymore, I did one in 2006 or 7). Basically it
> tests the procedures of the drug-testing facility
> (i.e. do they enforce the rules about searching
> you before you go in to pee, do they ensure that
> you don't flush the toilet, etc.). I was told
> that they would fax overpaper work "faked" to make
> it look like I was applying for some job and my
> prospective employer required the drug test. I
> never saw the "fake" paperwork.
>
> When I got there, they had me fill out my basic
> info - fine, and then I was left to wait for a
> LOOONNNGG time - like 90 minutes after my
> appointment time. I questioned the reception desk
> and she told me that it was going to be a lot
> longer (like another hour) and I asked about
> rescheduling. The lady raised her voice at me and
> said that if I ever wanted to see my kids again, I
> better sit down and wait my turn! Apparently, the
> faked paperwork indicated that I needed the drug
> test to prove to the courts that I was clean for a
> custody hearing!! I did not have children at the
> time - but STILL - most embarressing thing ever.
>
> Then when I actually did the test- I flushed the
> toilet (I was taught well by my mother - I did it
> without thinking). The lab person started yelling
> at me (it is a big no no because people smuggle in
> bags of pee I guess to swap out)... anyway, I
> apologized all over the place and kept thinking
> crap - now I am going to have to do this all over
> again- but in the end she accepted the original
> sample (so much for them following guidelines).
>
> Worst.Shop.Ever.
Sounds like something Peter would write about. Except I actually believe you
That shop actually sounds sort of fun, in a weird way.