New IHOPs!

Would put me into a diabetic coma.

One or two full stacks of pancakes are required.

Then there's the recommended Lemon Oreo Milkshake for the beverage requirement.

I almost gacked just reading/typing that...

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I imagine that is for you and a guest. I wish they had one for solo shopper. The prior MSC did.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/07/2024 02:08PM by pegleg909.
Their promos are just disgusting. I tried a few and, aside from no one in the stores knowing anything about them, what I finally got were some inedible mounds of slop. I quit. The goal was to bring stuff home to cut grocery bills but I would have been embarrassed and guilt ridden to suggest that anyone in my household consume those highly questionable "food" items.
I like IHOP for eggs and bacon, which are hard to mess up. I also had their avocado toast a couple of times, and it was decent. From what it sounds like, though, you're not allowed to order eggs and bacon or anything else remotely healthy.
Did a shop finding food and service both to be poor. Never again
I did one of these and the food was OK. The Lemon Oreo POTM was actually not too sweet. The AYCE $5 pancakes were served with butter but not syrup. I usually don't use syrup with pancakes so that was perfect. The cost was low enough that I was able to order a shrimp appetizer. I also took most of the pancakes home. I am diabetic and the meal was not a problem.

This time, I uploaded several food pictures. If the IHOP editing team sends me another useless email claiming I did not upload pictures of required items, I quit.
@ServiceAward wrote:

Our IHOP shut down last Friday.
I'll see your shuttered IHOP and raise you an exploded Krispy Kreme.

If your path dictates you walk through hell, do it as though you own the place. -unknown
@drdoggie00 wrote:

I'll see your shuttered IHOP and raise you an exploded Krispy Kreme.
Oh man, where am I going to get my meth from now?
You have way too much time on your hands, Service. -lol-

If your path dictates you walk through hell, do it as though you own the place. -unknown
@ServiceAward wrote:

@Amarsir wrote:

@drdoggie00 wrote:

I'll see your shuttered IHOP and raise you an exploded Krispy Kreme.
Oh man, where am I going to get my meth from now?

I'm sure you won't have to go too far. :Won't be much longer we'll start seeing mystery shopping jobs for meth dealers. I can see it now....

Q1 "What was the name of the meth dealer that served you?"
A1 "Big Nasty"

Q2 "Did the meth dealer greet you with a toothy smile when you approached them at the street corner?"
A2 "Yes to the smile, no to the teeth."

Q3 "What was the dealer's reaction when you stated you were interested in buying a large quantity of product?"
A3 "Holy s**t man, you ain't 5-0, are you?"

Q4 "Did the dealer offer you a sample?"
A4 "Yes." grinning smiley

Q5 "Did the dealer ask if you needed any upgrades; such as, fentanyl with your purchase today?"
A5 "Yes, and I said, 'hell no!'"

Q6 "Did the dealer ask if you needed any additional services; such as, a lady of the night?"
A6 "Yes."

Q7 "Did you purchase additional services?"
A7 "Hell, yeah!"

Q8 "Did the dealer thank you for your purchase?"
A8 "No, but they had a good reason. A competing dealer and his men drove by and shot us up. We had to get the hell out of there, fast!"

ATTENTION SHOPPERS: MAKE SURE TO GET THE PHOTO OF THE STREET CORNER WHERE YOU MADE YOUR PURCHASE. WITHOUT THIS PHOTO, YOUR SHOP WILL BE REJECTED , YOU WILL NOT BE REIMBURSED, AND YOUR EVENTUAL BAIL FEE WILL NOT BE PAID!
You forgot to ask whether the meth dealer looked "genuinely happy."
LOL! Thanks for the giggle! (Oh, it didn’t copy; this is for the meth shop!)
This! My side is hurting from laughing so hard!

ATTENTION SHOPPERS: MAKE SURE TO GET THE PHOTO OF THE STREET CORNER WHERE YOU MADE YOUR PURCHASE. WITHOUT THIS PHOTO, YOUR SHOP WILL BE REJECTED , YOU WILL NOT BE REIMBURSED, AND YOUR EVENTUAL BAIL FEE WILL NOT BE PAID!

Shopping Arkansas, Louisiana, & Mississippi.
You sure seem to know a lot about meth and its side effecrs like making your teeth crumble. Oh @#$%&, how do I know that?
@drdoggie00 wrote:

@ServiceAward wrote:

Our IHOP shut down last Friday.
I'll see your shuttered IHOP and raise you an exploded Krispy Kreme.
The owner of the exploded Krispy Kreme was just arrested. Apparently, back taxes were owed along with payments on a $1M business loan from the SBA.

Gee, I never would have seen that coming...

I guess I'll be stuck with week-old "mart" donuts now. -grumps-

If your path dictates you walk through hell, do it as though you own the place. -unknown
@pegleg909 wrote:

I imagine that is for you and a guest. I wish they had one for solo shopper. The prior MSC did.

I'm willing to bet that some shoppers ate all of that alone. I haven't been inside an IHOP in a decade. To me, their sugary promos are gross.
They're up to a decent bonus now at my local one, but that ordering requirement is daunting. Pass. The ones they did over the winter, I could do as a solo shopper, but not these, no sir.
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