@ServiceAward wrote:
@Amarsir wrote:
@drdoggie00 wrote:
I'll see your shuttered IHOP and raise you an exploded Krispy Kreme.
Oh man, where am I going to get my meth from now?
I'm sure you won't have to go too far. :Won't be much longer we'll start seeing mystery shopping jobs for meth dealers. I can see it now....
Q1 "What was the name of the meth dealer that served you?"
A1 "Big Nasty"
Q2 "Did the meth dealer greet you with a toothy smile when you approached them at the street corner?"
A2 "Yes to the smile, no to the teeth."
Q3 "What was the dealer's reaction when you stated you were interested in buying a large quantity of product?"
A3 "Holy s**t man, you ain't 5-0, are you?"
Q4 "Did the dealer offer you a sample?"
A4 "Yes."
Q5 "Did the dealer ask if you needed any upgrades; such as, fentanyl with your purchase today?"
A5 "Yes, and I said, 'hell no!'"
Q6 "Did the dealer ask if you needed any additional services; such as, a lady of the night?"
A6 "Yes."
Q7 "Did you purchase additional services?"
A7 "Hell, yeah!"
Q8 "Did the dealer thank you for your purchase?"
A8 "No, but they had a good reason. A competing dealer and his men drove by and shot us up. We had to get the hell out of there, fast!"
ATTENTION SHOPPERS: MAKE SURE TO GET THE PHOTO OF THE STREET CORNER WHERE YOU MADE YOUR PURCHASE. WITHOUT THIS PHOTO, YOUR SHOP WILL BE REJECTED , YOU WILL NOT BE REIMBURSED, AND YOUR EVENTUAL BAIL FEE WILL NOT BE PAID!