When I' was doing a lot of bank jobs - shops, I always used a fake name. Sometimes, I used interesting circumstances, because it should make no difference.
I've used characters from Anne Rice novels or rock stars names, sometimes even classical music names.
When I was Foxchase Mozart, I needed the information for my great uncle Wolfhard.
For Marchent Nideck, I came in for my Uncle Felix. He was traveling in Paris with my friend Reuben.
Once I was Bianca Jagger.
I once told them my name was Pat Benatar - that one really threw them off their game.
During a particularly long wait and subsequent talk with a banker, I told them my girlfriend who was expecting and near her due date had asked me to stop in and ask about banking information. The banker looked at me quizzically I think. No need to figure that out.
I once came in and said I was Jane Birkin and was asking about information for my boyfriend Serge Gainsbourg.
Why not have some fun.
Afterall, when we do those shops, are we not actors playing a part?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 05/03/2026 04:32PM by French Farmer.