I did a shop at a top secret installation. They gave me an address, but I couldn't find it. I finally figured out that it was somewhere that I knew, but I got there too late.
The worst part was that the sentry was an old man, and made me get out of my car. He kept threatening me with a body search, because I was not on the list. A THOROUGH body search. I think he thought he was being funny. I wasn't laughing. I am considering sexual harassment charges; I have the names of all the witnesses in my shop notes. I just hate that sort of negativity.
Now if he was my age and cute........
Wannabe scheduler/editor