Man vs. Woman

A man and a woman were involved in an auto accident. Both cars were smashed pretty bad, but each one emerged without a scratch.

The woman said to the man, "This was a miracle. Look at the damage to both our cars and yet we are both fine. It must be a sign that we were destined to meet." The man agreed.

The woman then said, "Look, here is another sign. On my back seat is a bottle of wine, and it is not broken. Surely this is a sign that we should drink this wine as a toast to our good fortune. Again, the man agrees.

She hands the man the bottle of wine and he proceeds to gulp down half the bottle. He then hands it to her. The woman screws the cap back on the bottle and sets it down.

The man asks, "Aren't you going to drink any?" She replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police to come!"

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And this pertains HOW to the topic of the board?

CANADAMOMMY: I'm sorry. The title read, "Chat about anything you want. This is for anything other than mystery shopping."

I was merely trying to lighten the mood and offer some small degree of humor. But, I guess that's not allowed here.

I can take a hint.

I could be wrong as I have only been coming to this board about a year, but I too thought this "General Chat" section was just for a little bit of anything, not just info relating to mystery shopping.

EDIT: This is what the main page says about this section:

General Chat
Chat about anything you want. This is for anything other than mystery shopping.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/23/2010 01:37AM by lisams901.

I can always use a laugh, RJR!

Well, you won't get any more laughs from me. I don't need every one of my posts criticized. I came to this forum thinking it would be a friendly place to exchange thoughts, contribute ideas, help each other and perhaps feel welcomed.

I somehow thought it was an extention of MSF, but I was wrong. I truly enjoyed posting there.

Just as I would not shop at a store I was not welcomed at, I don't wish to participate in a forum I am not welcomed at.

As mentioned, "I can take a hint."

Good luck to you all. Bye.

BobR

Hey Bob. Lighten up! Our Canuck Sister has been eating too much red meat again.
I enjoyed your post and still hope to see more...

Shopping Bama and parts of Georgia.
I'm still learning 24/7.

Aw! Welcome, Bob. I loved your story and hope you come back soon. Mystery shopping is a lonely job .... this forum is the equivalent of a employee breakroom where we chat about all kinds of things....in most areas we talk business but this one is truly for everything...your post was just fine; if someone objects, let them leave, not you.

Your story gave me a good laugh....please return, some of us need to lighten up, and yes, this thread is for things other than MSing. Do what I've had to do....a friend pm'd me and said, "just ignore", if a good laugh bother's a few, that's their problem.....

Live consciously....

I guess I am missing the controversy here. In a section where we play word games, exchange recipes, and somewhat occasionally post jokes, someone (RJR) posted a joke. I am missing what was wrong with him doing so, and though I don't feel that RJR has had his 14 posts "attacked", I do not understand why this post of his was felt to be "off topic" by another forum member.

Hey, this is the "off topic" section of the forum. EVERYTHING posted here should be off the subject of MS'ing. :-)

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CanadaMommy was offended by the post being "off topic", and we all came to his defense, now it seems we lost him, very sad to be called out for merely making a joke.....comprehend.

Live consciously....

I have been in touch with him, Irene, as could anyone who wanted to. It is his own decision to be "lost" or not.

I still fail to see the controversy here. He posted a joke *in a section of the forum meant for stuff like that.*

Having lived in the United States all my life, I am truly pleased to have been able to have shared the great talents of a number of Canadians, such as, Dan Aykroyd, Jim Carrey, Michael J. Fox, Howie Mandel, Mike Myers, and CANADIAMOMMY.

Speaking of Howie Mandel, does anyone watch Deal or No Deal? I can count the number of times I have ever watched a game show on one hand, but for some reason I have watched that like three times in the last week.

Howie Mandel is now on America's Greatest Talent and is very funny. We used to know (kinda) him from my married days, or other life. He lives in Hidden Hills and has a nice family, very down to earth guy, and funny.

Live consciously....

I am all for a little humor, it is healthy and good for your brain too. I could understand if it was an off color joke or offensive, but this was a good one.
RJR, please do it again.

Since this thread is titled, "Man vs. Woman", I would like to provide the following public service announcement.

The main difference between a Man and a Woman is this:
A Woman wants one Man to take care of her every need.
A Man wants every Woman to take care of his one need.

My idea of an agreeable person is a person who agrees with me.
Benjamin Disraeli

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