Okay. Here goes:
1. I will try to spend more time on the treadmill without eating a Krispy Kreme donut.
2. I will make an effort to stop loosing my keys, the remote and cell phone on a regular basis.
3. I will try to refrain from using four-letter words when my computer crashes.
4. I will try to expand my video game playing beyond just shooting Nazis and bombing small villages.
5. I will try not to forget birthdays, Valentine's day and taking out the garbage.
6. I will try to remember to put the toilet seat down.
7. I will stop looking at boobs.
8. I will start buying lottery tickets at luckier stores.
9. I will try to find better excuses for asking my boss for a day off.
10. I will learn to keep a safer distance when driving behind a police car.
I will consider success if I accomplish all but number 7.