*A mature (over 50) lady gets pulled over for speeding....*

**

*Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?*

**

*Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.

*

*Older Woman: Oh, I see.

*

*Officer: Can I see your license please?

*

*Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.

*

*Officer: Don't have one?

*

*Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.

*

*Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.

***

*Older Woman: I can't do that.

*

*Officer: Why not?
*
*Older Woman: I stole this car.

***

*Officer: Stole it?

***

*Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.*

**

*Officer: You what?
*
*Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you
want to see

***

*The officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and
calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior
officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

*

*Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman
steps out of her vehicle.

*

*Older woman: Is there a problem sir?

*

*Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and
murdered the owner.

*

*Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
*
*Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
*
*The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.*

**

*Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?

*

*Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

*

*The officer is quite stunned.*

**

*Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving
license.

*

*The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands
it to the officer.

***

*The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

*

*Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have
a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up
the owner.

*

*Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.*

Good one.

BAHAHAHAHAHA! Just be careful of those dash cams, Flash

HAHAHA!! I love it! Very good one Flash. Thanks for the laugh I needed that today.

good one, i'm gong to spread it around.

Chuck Barris just rolled over in his grave. 'nuff said.

I sent this around the office and laughed even harder each time someone else laughed, thanks