I got a call tonight from a tele-marketer doing a survey. He said it was about fast food and the purpose was to improve customer service.
I said, "I'm a mystery shopper. I don't give my opinion for free. Surveys like this take jobs away from me." So he counters with, "Is there anyone else there who would like to take a survey?" I said, "Not in this house, pal." And then I hung up.