Let’s see…there’s so many to choose from…
Pete Hedgehog: the first major cracks appeared at the White House Lawn Easter egg hunt of all places. He started losing his sh*t over the smallest slight by a reporter, while standers by including his wife tried not to stare, but they all had that sinking feeling…Everything’s fine…We’re all fine…
Lil’ Marco: Your average dog can pull off a better poker face. His political aspirations got the best of him and he knows now that he made the wrong choice boarding the SS Rump, on a trip to nowhere. His workload puts Ryan Seacrest’s to shame…
RFK Jr.: When thinking of the worst possible choice for Secretary of HHS he’s at the top of the list. Of course Rump would select a science rejecting, animal abusing former drug addict whose own family is horrified by their association. Lied to Senators about his objectives concerning vaccines, conspiracy theorist extraordinaire.
Tulsa Gabbard: Was no count in HI as much as she is now. A traitor to her own political party who stayed in the primary until the cows came home. Easy mark who got exactly what she deserved in Rump’s larger scheme to control the narrative regarding Iran. In the doghouse until a replacement is found.
Who am I missing? Oh yeah, the glam squad… don’t have the stomach for it right now…
Pete Hedgehog: the first major cracks appeared at the White House Lawn Easter egg hunt of all places. He started losing his sh*t over the smallest slight by a reporter, while standers by including his wife tried not to stare, but they all had that sinking feeling…Everything’s fine…We’re all fine…
Lil’ Marco: Your average dog can pull off a better poker face. His political aspirations got the best of him and he knows now that he made the wrong choice boarding the SS Rump, on a trip to nowhere. His workload puts Ryan Seacrest’s to shame…
RFK Jr.: When thinking of the worst possible choice for Secretary of HHS he’s at the top of the list. Of course Rump would select a science rejecting, animal abusing former drug addict whose own family is horrified by their association. Lied to Senators about his objectives concerning vaccines, conspiracy theorist extraordinaire.
Tulsa Gabbard: Was no count in HI as much as she is now. A traitor to her own political party who stayed in the primary until the cows came home. Easy mark who got exactly what she deserved in Rump’s larger scheme to control the narrative regarding Iran. In the doghouse until a replacement is found.
Who am I missing? Oh yeah, the glam squad… don’t have the stomach for it right now…