LOL Lisa!!
LisaSTL Wrote:
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> Here's an oldie, but goodie.
>
> Back in the days when CORI offered routes, I took
> one on a beautiful Saturday in September. It was a
> nice drive on a scenic route and the jobs went so
> well I was due to get home over an hour earlier
> than expected. My last stop was about 40 minutes
> from home then smooth sailing. I pull up to see
> the parking lot filled with about 40 to 50
> motorcycles! It took a while, but I finally got to
> a pump and bought my gas. Inside I go to check the
> restroom thinking at least it will be easy to
> photograph with only one. I was about the 18th
> person in line. Apparently at the last stop the
> restroom had been out of order and almost every
> woman on the ride was in line! Just when you think
> things cannot get worse, I get to within 2 or 3
> people and realize my camera is in the car.
>
> My 10 minute shop ended up taking 40 minutes.
> After all that a cold, adult beverage seemed in
> order. They sold individual aluminum bottles of
> beer so I bought one and was almost set, but not
> quite, the store didn't have any bottle openers.
> Now here's the strangest part of the story. Out of
> all those bikers I couldn't find one that had a
> bottle opener on them

Lesson learned, I now
> carry one on my keychain!