Literally Crying Laughing - Customer Impact Email of the Day

Did anyone else get this email from tneely at Customer Impact? Looks like he's a college kid they hired, and man is he upset that some people flaked on him. This is one paragraph from a 5 paragraph email that he sent out to a bcc'd distro about their stuffed animal project. He will be taking names and keeping track and handing out citations for anyone who doesn't call him sir, apparently. I think he needs a hug!

"As I start to get the hang of this new position, I have begun noticing trends with certain reps regarding locations. I believe that I am extremely fair towards all reps and do my best to accommodate each and every one of you. However, a handful of reps have been taking advantage of the way we operate here at Customer Impact. I just want to inform you all that I will be cracking down harder on flakes, cancellations, etc. from this point on."



Should we tell him this is what happens when they ask people to work for $10?

Edited 3 time(s). Last edit at 02/15/2025 01:14AM by Cassiespark.

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Aww. Poor kid. He didn't know what he was getting into.
That's funny.... I have no sympathy for them. They constantly like to give their work out to the lowest bidder even if you've been doing the same work for a while for them. They don't care about you. If someone is willing to do the same job for a 50 cents cheaper, they will give it to them instead of you.
He's a full time employee, not a scheduler. They have a different model at CI.

I should post the whole email for complex. Its just so.long. Its this rambling, unhinged ranting from someone who doesn't seem to understand how this all works. This project is VERY IMPORTANT! He's CRACKING DOWN! He will be KEEPING TRACK! He will be issuing PUNISHMENTS! I'm sorry I just think this poor kid received no coaching and he decided to lecture a bunch of adult strangers on their behavior.

@Okie wrote:

Schedulers gotta eat, too! ??
Emoji credit: BayShopper22
Exactly. He's afraid CI is being taken advantage of?

Um, hold my beer.

@Bob Stone wrote:

That's funny.... I have no sympathy for them. They constantly like to give their work out to the lowest bidder even if you've been doing the same work for a while for them. They don't care about you. If someone is willing to do the same job for a 50 cents cheaper, they will give it to them instead of you.
I think his Valentine date flaked on him and he was crying and yelling when he wrote that email.
@Cassiespark wrote:

He's a full time employee, not a scheduler. They have a different model at CI.

I should post the whole email for complex. Its just so.long. Its this rambling, unhinged ranting from someone who doesn't seem to understand how this all works. This project is VERY IMPORTANT! He's CRACKING DOWN! He will be KEEPING TRACK! He will be issuing PUNISHMENTS! I'm sorry I just think this poor kid received no coaching and he decided to lecture a bunch of adult strangers on their behavior.

@Okie wrote:

Schedulers gotta eat, too! ??
Emoji credit: BayShopper22
I posted from my iPhone. I guess it worked?
I think you are right on base! As usual! I wish I knew how to make the emoji. smiling smiley
Can't say I got that email. Have you forwarded this to Daniel?
A punishment worse than a coaching note?!?!?!?!?
No I haven't. I'm staying out of it. I do so little work for them. I figure someone who this actually upset or had an impact on can take it up with Daniel.
@weatherman2111 wrote:

Can't say I got that email. Have you forwarded this to Daniel?
Who’s to say this is a new hire and not a pen name from the owner or a manager? I would have to see the whole thing before my antennae are raised, but they’ve got to be hurting with no bites on their low paying shops. Making us think that there’s still a demand (but we’re still failing them) might be a way to convince us that they’re worthy. It seems odd that they would let a new hire under their purview ‘go rouge’ and act like a lil’ b without their permission.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 02/15/2025 09:08PM by Minime.
Its a real person, I looked him up on LinkedIn. Looks like a college kid. They hire a lot of college kids, or super recent grads as they can get them to work cheap and they are plentiful in their hq city. Despite their age, i totally agree they shouldn't have let this person go rogue like this. Its a temper tantrum put to email.

@Minime wrote:

Who’s to say this is a new hire and not a pen name from the owner or a manager? I would have to see the whole thing before my antennae are raised, but they’ve got to be hurting with no bites on their low paying shops. Making us think that there’s still a demand (but we’re still failing them) might be a way to convince us that they’re worthy. It seems odd that they would let a new hire under their purview ‘go rouge’ and act like a lil’ b without their permission.
@Cassiespark - Maybe you should not have mentioned "LinkedIn." If you know what I mean.
We know this about LinkedIn. It seems you are responding without knowing what I am referring to. That is why I directed my message to @Cassiespark!
HA HA HA. I actually forgot all about that. Water under the bridge. smiling smiley
@purpleicee wrote:

@Cassiespark - Maybe you should not have mentioned "LinkedIn." If you know what I mean.
I just got the email today. There is a two week window between 7 am and 7 pm to get the jobs done; how many shops have that flexibility? Rampant flaking really shouldn't be a thing. If someone doesn't like the pay then they shouldn't be taking the job, so that is irrelevant.

What does his age matter? He has a job to do, and when the project doesn't go smoothly I am sure he is getting pressure from above.
i understand being upset at flakers, if you accept a job, it’s on you to complete it. i’ve asked for a lot of extensions from them, but keep them in the know about it, and NEVER flake… as i assume that would put me in the doghouse. i just think about if i was in their shoes and someone flaked on me, i wouldn’t want to deal with that person again. in saying that, i think the guy probably should not have sent that as a mass email. imagine the reps who did their job well, exhausted after a 6 hour day driving around, and they get home to read that email? just send it to all the flakers, shouldn’t be that hard. also, he’s been there like a month or 2? how much could he have learned? he’s talking like a 10 year vet on a power trip lol. i’ve never seen that demanding of an email from CI. i dunno, maybe it works on some reps, but i can’t stand the bossy, scolding style. the best ci schedulers/workers can sooth you and make you want to work for them.
@Okie wrote:

purpleicee, Oh jeez, you're correct. I don't even want to know what you're hung up on now.

FYI - I am not hung up on anything.
I completely agree that rampant flaking is not acceptable. Issue is, most people don't. And those that do on this project probably didn't realize what they were signing up for when they took a large route of $10 locations, so maybe they just gave up. I don't know.

What I do know is how to communicate in a professional setting, and this guy missed on all fronts. A long ranting email about how his needs are not being met doesn't really matter to most people reading it. Directing a scolding email at a large group of people, instead of just the group he is upset with, was a miss. It served only to alienate, not to motivate. His age matters, because the style of writing was that of a petulant teenager. I happen to have one of those at home, so fancy myself a bit of an expert. Sigh.

@bradkcrew wrote:

I just got the email today. There is a two week window between 7 am and 7 pm to get the jobs done; how many shops have that flexibility? Rampant flaking really shouldn't be a thing. If someone doesn't like the pay then they shouldn't be taking the job, so that is irrelevant.

What does his age matter? He has a job to do, and when the project doesn't go smoothly I am sure he is getting pressure from above.
My understanding is that each MSC has a certain percentage of flakes. For a big growing project like this, they are going to get newer shoppers without track records. This company also posts their jobs on the gopher app which for the "I just need to earn some extra bucks" crowd may be more complicated than they bargained for. It's the cost of doing business in this period of fast tech. Hopefully this poor guy will figure it out. I have taken hundreds of jobs for CI and haven't ever flaked. They are a very good company to work with. I get reminder emails when the completion time is imminent. Somehow he has to factor in the flakes because they are not going away no matter how long his email is or how much he lectures.
I have no idea if the schedulers or other employees like this crybaby get commissions but it seems like there’s some incentive for them based on getting the shops done for a pittance. They probably see dollar signs with each one accepted and count on that $. So if the shops don’t get completed, it’s very disappointing when the reality sets in that it’s not exactly a breeze and easy $.

I’ve had a younger newbie hound me with constant reminders, wanting to know what time I would be at the shop, request that I text them when I was on my way.…so worried that they would lose the $ on a shop or not meet some quota. I had to tell the nag to back off and will not work with her again.

This guy made it known that it’s all about him which is a disaster.
I got the email and felt kinda bad for him. He is my scheduler and he is, in my opinion, a little overwhelmed. He has made some mistakes with me but par for the course. I don't think that email should have went to everyone, only the flakers. Live and learn, we were all young once. At least he is trying!! Hoping he is successful. This project makes me a good amount of money so I am rooting for him and the entire CI team. Certainly a large undertaking.
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