I was doing a gas station yesterday and tried to make my required inside purchase. My bottle of iced tea somehow seemed stuck in the cooler and when I gave it a tug it finally came loose all righty. Somehow things were jammed in there and when it broke free the entire slanted shelf above it came loose too. The resulting landslide had bottles of beverages all over the place and more than a few decided to leak from pure excitement. It certainly got the attention of the customers in the store but oddly enough not the store employees. Someone called out "HELP! HELP!!" a couple of times before store employees paid attention. Considering the neighborhood they probably hear that often.
Her Serene Majesty, Cettie - Goat Queen of Zoltar, Sublime Empress of Her Caprine Domain