Some years ago I was doing a car shop and the car I test drove was a nice shade of dark blue and had lightish blue material for seats. I asked the salesman if there was an option for leather for this specific car and he said to me while laughing "Are you serious, have you ever seen a blue cow?"
You'll love this one! I was doing a footfall count in a small rural town in winter. I was dressed smartly in a warm quilted coat. It gets kind of tiring standing up for all those hours so at one point I sat down on the ground, leaning my back against the wall, and decided to pour myself a cup of tea from the flask I had brought with me. A guy came along and tried to give me money - he thought I was a beggar lol! He was most bemused when I said I was working!! Well, I am a working girl lol! Just to be clear,no, not THAT kind of working girl!!!