sneakers,
One can't actually retire in the usual sense of the word, unless one has worked a productive job. He's now 46 years old. The longest job he had, he took a job in 1998 and was asked to get licensed and take over the job, that lasted a year and a half. He gave me a total of less than 3K in that time to help with the bills and promptly "borrowed" it all back. Oh, he did remodeling on two houses for one owner and never got paid, filed a lien, and that's been in court for four years.
He's had five or six jobs in 18 years, with a year and a half being the longest, the rest were a couple of months.
One job he did, the owner's son stole over $6 K in equipment and sold it, for drugs. The owner couldn't afford to pay hubby back and put his son into rehab.
So I work. Worked all through cancer treatments, too. Went back to work a week after the death of my son. But save your Kleenex, I'm doing okay and working at whatever I can. The little things, like on this site, my cats and my work are what help me keep my head and heart together.
As for you hopeful offer, believe me, he can't be trained... LOL!!!