Just had to rant a bit about those schedulers and editors who can't seem to understand plain English. You know, the ones who ask for an explanation of a response, for which you have already provided a lengthy discussion. Or the ones who can't seem to answer a direct question with anything but a non-sequitur. Or the ones who seem to completely miss your notes about an unusual event, then "ding" your score because they "had to contact you."
I have a regular monthly audit of a company's app. The client recently added an app feature which seemed like an obvious candidate for a new variation of the audit (there are 3 versions already). I asked my scheduler if there would be a new version for the new feature soon, and she replied that "audits are posted in the order received."
Thinking perhaps she misunderstood my intent, I replied that I was looking for a yes/no/not sure kind of response. Since we are limited to one audit per month, if a new version was about to be released I preferred to wait for it. She replied that "yes, you are limited to one audit per month for this client."
I have given up at this point, as evidently my minor in English is insufficient for everyday communication. Thankfully this wasn't an attempt to clarify contradictory instructions. Last time I had that question, her response was, "Follow the instructions."