I've told this story before, but not in this thread, or recently, so I'll tell it again.
Long ago, when McDonald's was being shopped, I accepted one 175 miles away from home.
I went inside, everything went fine. Got my tray of food, found an empty seat in a crowded room, got out my book to read, and started enjoying my meal.
It gradually dawned on me that people seemed to be watching me.
Looking at me. Staring at me.
I left my tray and book, and hustled to the ladies' room. Did I have spaghetti in my hair? Was there a giant spider sitting on top of my head? WHAT? Why was everyone staring at me?
I could find nothing amiss.
As I moved back to my seat, I realized that the seat I had taken -- the only empty seat of over 100 -- was directly UNDER a large screen TV showing a national playoff game of college football. And, of course, OUR team was in the playoff game!
Go, Huskers!
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/10/2018 06:59PM by ceasesmith.