Seven Dirty Words You Can't Say On TV

A tribute to "George Carlin"

Any fans of George Carlin know that he is on the other side now and finding new dirty words you can't say there.

SO. . . .
some "dirty words" you shouldn't say to a MS company are . . .

ie. "Please cancel this shop"

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Modario, I wasn't a fan, but I'm aware of his passing. I am just glad that you didn't use any of those words on this thread, and found an interesting way to apply his program to mystery shopping.
"No, I didn't read it."

" But I forgot my watch."
He wouldn't sign the form because he thought I was from the INS

Joan
Independent Scheduler
"OMG, the shop was due today?"
Isabel
Enjoy life
We're past 7. This is fun.

"OMG, the shop was due yesterday?"

"Yes, I took notes, but I didn't see that."

"My [camera's, DVR's ] battery ran down."
"My dog ate my notes".
"My dog ate the receipts".

Isabel
Enjoy life
"I'm sure I was at the right location"

"You want me to do WHAT?"
'OOPS, I did not see that in my paperwork."
"You want me to go where."
"You're paying WHAT for that???"

"I have a hangnail and can't drive 45 miles for a $2 shop."
"I never got a notice that you assigned it to me. How was I to know?"
"I used my camera phone because my camera jammed."
"I have no money to lay out. May I have an advance?"
Oh, that's my favorite one, Sneakers. Do you think it'll ever work? I have heard of a company that sends a gift card of the amount needed, but I haven't pursued that. I did tell a company that if they wanted me to run all over the place in remote areas for low-paying assignments, I'd be happy to do it each month, as long as they could guarantee an amount for the day and provide a rental car. They told me I had the assignment--for the same price as always. I declined.
Ironically, HBO in New York is showing "George Carlin Again" tonight where he mentions all the dirty words. SPFMFCBT"

Here's one. . . .
"I forgot my paperwork/guidelines."
Sandra Sue Wrote:
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> Oh, that's my favorite one, Sneakers. Do you
> think it'll ever work?

It happened last week, but I didn't ask for an advance. I just skipped some shops.
"Your website wasn't working and nobody answered my emails"
"How do I report the bank robbery that occurred during my visit?"
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