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Bad depth perception/ thinks really big? Is his name Magoo by any chance?
Why do my neighbors put a 6 foot fence around their yard because there may be pedophiles in the area, yet their little darlings are constantly in my unprotected from the pedophiles unfenced yard. Which is adjacent to both the street and the alley on 2 sides so the creeps can grab them way easier?
Why do my neighbors put a 6 foot fence around their yard because there may be pedophiles in the area, yet their little darlings are constantly in my unprotected from the pedophiles unfenced yard. Which is adjacent to both the street and the alley on 2 sides so the creeps can grab them way easier?
Why did that lady think my kids were not twins because I did not dress them the same?
seriously???
seriously???
Why did I try to schedule 5 post office shops tomorrow when you can only do 4 in one day? :/
There are reasons that a body stays in motion
At the moment only demons come to mind
At the moment only demons come to mind
Why was this the road trip where I forgot to bring snacks? My first meal of the day was at 7 pm at the hotel's "award winning" steakhouse, was total crap and I am starving.
Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
Hummus and pita chips at 9:30pm is a healthy dinner right?
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/11/2013 02:36AM by bgriffin.
There are reasons that a body stays in motion
At the moment only demons come to mind
At the moment only demons come to mind
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/11/2013 02:36AM by bgriffin.
Why do people think it's funny to pat a bride's stomach at the wedding and ask her when she's due????
Her Serene Majesty, Cettie - Goat Queen of Zoltar, Sublime Empress of Her Caprine Domain
Should I be laughing in hysteria or be appalled that people have actually done that?
There are reasons that a body stays in motion
At the moment only demons come to mind
At the moment only demons come to mind
Why can't I put down this jar of cookie butter?
Some %@#!%$%%% from his side of the family did that at our wedding. 20 years later I still haven't given birth!
Why does chocolate solve so many problems??
Why does chocolate solve so many problems??
Her Serene Majesty, Cettie - Goat Queen of Zoltar, Sublime Empress of Her Caprine Domain
Because there's a chemical in chocolate that stimulates the same part of the brain in women that an orgasm does, although in a different way.
There are reasons that a body stays in motion
At the moment only demons come to mind
At the moment only demons come to mind
Why does pizza from a pizzeria charge by how many toppings you order but in the supermarket a frozen pizza supreme in a given brand costs the same as a cheese only pizza?
Why do capons crow louder than whole roosters?
Her Serene Majesty, Cettie - Goat Queen of Zoltar, Sublime Empress of Her Caprine Domain
What on earth is capon?
There are reasons that a body stays in motion
At the moment only demons come to mind
At the moment only demons come to mind
A castrated rooster.
Equal rights for others does not mean fewer rights for you. It's not pie.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
"I prefer someone who burns the flag and then wraps themselves up in the Constitution over someone who burns the Constitution and then wraps themselves up in the flag." -Molly Ivins
Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and it really annoys the pig.
Why did I get food poisoning and find I am allergic to dust the same week as I will be moving....should I frugging not move?
Why do men ask you out and then tell you they don't drive the freeways (we're living in L.A.)
Why is dark chocolate the best remedy.
Why does my ex call my daughter his daughter when things go right, and my daughter when things go wrong?
I love this, but will stop now....
Why do men ask you out and then tell you they don't drive the freeways (we're living in L.A.)
Why is dark chocolate the best remedy.
Why does my ex call my daughter his daughter when things go right, and my daughter when things go wrong?
I love this, but will stop now....
Live consciously....
Why do I bother calling back the California number when I know they're not gonna give me as much as I would get if I just wait on the Georgia number?
There are reasons that a body stays in motion
At the moment only demons come to mind
At the moment only demons come to mind
LisaSTL Wrote:
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> A castrated rooster.
Which may be why the capon is crowing louder.
Why does my grandson think I love him less because I buy him clothes and, supposedly buys, my granddaughter, toys?
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> A castrated rooster.
Which may be why the capon is crowing louder.
Why does my grandson think I love him less because I buy him clothes and, supposedly buys, my granddaughter, toys?
It's very simple logic! Toys have value to a young child; clothes do not. A grandparent buys the grandchildren he/she loves toys.
(heart)
(heart)
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
bgriffin, if you get your cat citykitty it will be potty trained
within weeks. no more cat litter!
within weeks. no more cat litter!
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There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots
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When you try to please everybody, you end up pleasing nobody
There are no stupid questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive idiots
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When you try to please everybody, you end up pleasing nobody
My theory is ---->to get there. We don't always know the way and the last thing we want to do is spend all day "getting there". Once we are there and its time to go home, then we are on our way--->HOME. We know where home is. So if we stop and get a cup of coffee or stop at the Mall that is okay, cause we are going home------>the place we all know where it is.
This is only true if it is daylight. Nighttime, our minds and sense of direction, plays tricks on us.
Amazing, how our mind works, way before computers and GPSswere a everyday laymans tool.
Next question----->how come the washer and/or dryer knows to take only one sock?
This is only true if it is daylight. Nighttime, our minds and sense of direction, plays tricks on us.
Amazing, how our mind works, way before computers and GPSs
were a everyday laymans tool.
Next question----->how come the washer and/or dryer knows to take only one sock?
How do I consistently bet on sports and win?
When a flower doesn’t bloom, you fix the environment in which it grows, not the flower.
Alexander Den Heijer
Alexander Den Heijer
What is cookie butter? And where do I get some?
When a flower doesn’t bloom, you fix the environment in which it grows, not the flower.
Alexander Den Heijer
Alexander Den Heijer
I'm not sure what it is, but apparently from other threads it appears to be something you buy at Trader Joe's.
There are reasons that a body stays in motion
At the moment only demons come to mind
At the moment only demons come to mind
Why is the last person to arrive at a meeting the one who lives the closest ?
Why do meetings always have the statement," Be prompt, we will start at 8am sharp" yet when people straggle in 8:05, 8:10,8:15, the leader of the meeting stops and starts all over again. Or when we are all there at 8:00, the leader will say, we'll just wait a few minutes, we may have more coming.
Only once have I been in a meeting where the presenter locked the door at 8 and started. He posted a sign on the door. Meeting in progress, do not disturb.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/15/2013 02:31AM by cindy55.
Only once have I been in a meeting where the presenter locked the door at 8 and started. He posted a sign on the door. Meeting in progress, do not disturb.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/15/2013 02:31AM by cindy55.
Why can't the horse of the apocalypse come BEFORE I have to do that Ikea shop???
Her Serene Majesty, Cettie - Goat Queen of Zoltar, Sublime Empress of Her Caprine Domain
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