So if someone were to take this thread seriously and to answer griff's question (who in their right mind would take it seriously,especially knowing anything about the snarky wit of the OP)...they might say it was okay to lie and it is not unethical because we are professional liars. We get paid to lie. It's completely dishonest how we make up fake names and pretend to be people we are not on a regular basis, but if the money's right...well.
I am not a fan of their fries and wish I could ask for them extra crispy. And (gasp) I only eat maybe FIVE of the fries, picking out the most crispy of the batch (oh horrors). I am probably messing that up and not evaluating them properly to the client's standards and am likely "cheating" the client, according to another forum member. Oh well. At least I can honestly report if they are properly salted and hot.