I probably overthink this. I recently saw a job on a job board for a business I'm very familiar with. The job was for a brand and model this business doesn't sell. Not only does not carry, but will not order for a customer!
I shot the scheduler an e-mail to let her know. I was actually surprised to get a very nice e-mail back, thanking me!
There's another one that's repeatedly on the job board as a "dine in" lunch/dinner, and same location for "drive thru" lunch/dinner. The location has neither option. You stand in line, order your food, stand in another line to pick it up, and leave. No drive thru. No seating. No customer restroom. The scheduler changes every month, so every month I send another e-mail. I usually don't get any response. When I shop the location, I put in EVERY comment box "This location does not have a restroom. It does not have dine-in. It does not have a drive thru." Over and over and over and over, ad nauseum. However, the report will not allow me to submit it without answering all the questions about the timings, the restroom, whether the dining room tables were clean, etc., etc., etc. So I have to lie, just to get the report to submit!
But every time I'm filling out the report, I truly wonder what the other shoppers are reporting for this location. If you cannot dine in, and you cannot drive thru, what ARE they reporting?
The other thing I think I'm overthinking is "Was there a sign for XXXX? If not, take a photo of the missing sign."
Huh?
I guess I intuitively know they MEAN take a photo of where the sign SHOULD BE, because truly, I CANNOT take a picture of the "missing sign". Because, daggnab doggone it, it AIN'T THERE!!!
Oh, and yes, I HATE reports.
And I enjoyed the "Dick and Jane" references. The "Dick and Jane" is EXACTLY the perfect example of "simple declarative sentences", which is exactly what editors want from us. I may be constitutionally incapable of writing a "simple declarative sentence", although I do know exactly what one is.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/04/2019 04:48PM by ceasesmith.