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You're riding a horse full speed. There is a giraffe beside you and a lion chasing you. What do you do?
There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
You two are pretty sharp! LOL
Why is that whenever the bagger asks, "paper or plastic," I always have to stop and think about it when I know I'm going to say plastic.
There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
Why is that whenever the bagger asks, "paper or plastic," I always have to stop and think about it when I know I'm going to say plastic.
Why does the garbage disposal decide to take a crap *right* after you put a whole bunch of rancid moldy stuff out of the tupperware in your fridge down there??
Practitioner of the Nerdly Arts.
And why do I always forget that there's such (previously) good stuff in the tupperware in my fridge so that I have to put it down the garbage disposal??
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(graph depicting time spent using tupperware ~ hilarious and posted on the front of my fridge even)
[theoatmeal.com]
(graph depicting time spent using tupperware ~ hilarious and posted on the front of my fridge even)
Practitioner of the Nerdly Arts.
How much rancid, moldy stuff can one refrigerator hold?
Why do some people cram rancid, moldy stuff down their garbage disposal when clearly it belongs in the trash?
Why are some people unable to relate cause and effect?
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Just being playful with you, Storm. Please don't beat me with a shovel, mkay?
There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
Why do some people cram rancid, moldy stuff down their garbage disposal when clearly it belongs in the trash?
Why are some people unable to relate cause and effect?
:snort:
Just being playful with you, Storm. Please don't beat me with a shovel, mkay?
Are there any reported human chocolate overdose cases?
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 03/18/2015 09:52PM by stilllearning.
@stilllearning wrote:
Are there any reported human chocolate overdose cases?
Not sure about *that*... but check out *this*... I think #9 should be *way* closer to the top of the list.
#10 too.
[www.science20.com]
Science 2.0: "Top Ten Scientific Reasons that Chocolate is the World's Most Perfect Food"
Practitioner of the Nerdly Arts.
I have Google to thank.
@LJ wrote:
You two are pretty sharp! LOL
Why is that whenever the bagger asks, "paper or plastic," I always have to stop and think about it when I know I'm going to say plastic.
Kim
Is there such a thing as too much chocolate?
@stilllearning wrote:
Are there any reported human chocolate overdose cases?
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Kim
Apparently not; just too little chocolate! I know I'm safe. 
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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
Does it matter if chocolate is wrapped in paper or plastic?
It's usually best not to eat it while still wrapped.
Why is it so damn cold in here when I have that new programmable thermostat that should have warmed it back up to 72 an hour and a half ago?
Why is it so damn cold in here when I have that new programmable thermostat that should have warmed it back up to 72 an hour and a half ago?
Time to build a bigger bridge.
@cpburt wrote:
Why can't me dogs hear me screaming from 10' away to stop barking at the neighbors dog through the fence, yet can hear me open a bag of chips from 75 feet?
No kidding. Our old dog must be senile. When I take the young dog for a walk, I have to lock her back in the house first. Some days she does fine waiting for us. Other days, she just walks out in the middle of the busy road and stands there like she is all alone. I turn around and hurry, yelling at her, and she can't hear me. I do know that she can hear, although maybe not as well as the young dog. When I am getting out treats, he is there in a half second but I have to call her name. She is afraid of leashes for some reason so we only use one for trips to the vet or the groomer.
How fair is it that an affirmed chocoholic is actually allergic to chocolate? Life has been difficult since the discovery. 
Now that just sounds downright torturous, pegc. You have my sympathies, it should be illegal to be allergic to chocolate cause we know that being denied chocolate is immoral for sure!
pegc, when I started having reactions to chocolate, I switched to caramel. Have you noticed that 99.999% of the candy in stores is chocolate? I think I am now having reactions to caramel.
I was allergic to chocolate when I was a child, but outgrew the allergy. Yay! I did not have a reaction to white chocolate, so at Easter I got white chocolate bunnies and could only look and drool over my siblings' milk chocolate bunnies.
There are two types of people in this world: Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data.
White chocolate is not chocolate at all. That's why.
There are reasons that a body stays in motion
At the moment only demons come to mind
At the moment only demons come to mind
Why don't I go to sleep and stop posting? I used to just lurk.
@ pegc - my condolences. I can't even imagine life without chocolate. Carob is good but not a true substitute.
Kim
me neither, I'm a chocoholic of the most intense kind. I can't imagine a day without chocolate!
Why is the internet freaking me out by telling me the world will start running out of chocolate by 2020?
Cause it will....................................NOT!!
Why do we believe and worry about news articles we really know aren't true anyway?
Why do we believe and worry about news articles we really know aren't true anyway?
You mean everything I read on the internet isn't true?!?!?
LOL! It all depends on the day and who is saying it. Most of them are products of somebody's imagination to
ruin your day.
Most of them are products of somebody's imagination to
ruin your day.
Oops, forgot to ask a question. Why oh why am I here when I promised to go swimming?
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