Gallows humor anyone?

BANK ROBBER: Where's the safe?

TELLER:

BANK ROBBER: I SAID, WHERE'S THE SAFE??

TELLER:

BANK ROBBER: WTH?

PENN: He always does this.

sestrahelena

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There should be a big baby boom in 8 or 9 months. They will be known as the C-19 babies and the most frequent names will be Charmin and Scott.
If there is anything we have learned from the past few weeks it is that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet.
Sounds like a contender for a Darwin Award to me.

@guysmom wrote:

This is, by far, ANYTHING BUT HUMOROUS, but, unfortunately, is true.....
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Survival tip: If you get lost in the woods, start talking about politics. Someone will show up to argue with you.

sestrahelena
I'm watching an old man feed birds on the beach.

I wonder how long he's been dead.

sestrahelena
@Flash wrote:

Why was the anti-vaxxer's 6 year old crying? He was having a mid-life crisis.

It took me waaayyy too long to get that, which made it even better!

sestrahelena
Unless they are Hollywood babies. Then names will likely be Lysol, Clorox, Purell, and for the trailer park will be names like Wipe and his sister Wipettes.

@Flash wrote:

There should be a big baby boom in 8 or 9 months. They will be known as the C-19 babies and the most frequent names will be Charmin and Scott.
Q: My child won't eat meat. What can I replace it with?

A: A dog. Dogs love meat.

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