Cirrus marketing has recently started a new pay policy.
To get paid you must do 68 Double twist jumps in the air.
All 68 must be completed consecutively without any errors.
This must be reviewed by 159 review committees.
After the review you must count backwards from 100 to 1 , 1000 times in a row.
27 people need to verify that you successfully completed the proper sequence of counting backwards from 100.
That will then get you entered into a cue to be possibly be paid 8 months after successful completion of the required steps.... TWICE repeated....