"I know that a "C" in Algebra 2 will make it unlikely that you can get into Stanford. However, you finished the semester at 71% and failed the final. I am not going to change your grade to an "A," no matter how many emails you and your mother send."
"No, there is not any extra credit you can do - the semester is over. You should have spent our review time in class last week preparing for the final instead of texting your boyfriend."
"No, I am not going to round your 84% to an "A."
"No, you cannot retake a test next week. I have to submit your semester grade tomorrow."
"If you really wanted to pass the class, you should have done SOME homework this semester. Your 32 unexecused absences didn't help either - especially when you skipped test days. No, getting your mom to write a note will not help."
"Congratulations on the baseball going to State! No, throwing three shutout innings does not excuse you from your calculus test."
Ahhhh.... The end of the school year.
Hard work builds character and homework is good for your soul.